Creep of the Week: Rick Santorum by D’Anne Witkowski I’m sure glad my last name isn’t Santorum. For one thing, I wouldn’t want to be related to Rick Santorum. For another thing, his name means “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” And that’s the first thing that pops up on Google. Santorum’s “Google... 

Creep of the Week: John Boehner by D’Anne Witkowski Well, he did it. President Barack Obama announced his administration will no longer defend the Defense of Marriage Act in court, essentially firing up the big Gay Bat Signal over America, letting gays know that it’s finally safe to come out and wrest marriage away from the poor defenseless heterosexuals. That DOMA is unconstitutional... 

Creep of the Week: Donald Trump by D’Anne Witkowski Aww, so sweet. Donald Trump thinks gay people are great. Mind you, not so great that they should be allowed to marry. And if there’s anyone we should take advice about marriage from, it’s Donald Trump. I mean, he’s had a lot of practice. First there was Ivana Trump, then he cheated on her with Marla Maples who became his second wife, and... 

Creep of the Week: Vision America by D’Anne Witkowski Every year, the annual Conservative Political Action Conference is a hot bed of anti-gay ranting. CPAC 2011 was no exception, despite the fact that GOProud, a gay Republican organization that thinks the Log Cabin Republicans are crazy lefties, was welcomed with open arms. Kidding. GOProud was not exactly welcomed, but they were there anyway... 

Creep of the Week: Scott Lively by D’Anne Witkowski I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention to what’s been going on in Uganda lately, but you should know that it’s really, really bad for gays there. Like, get-murdered-with-a-hammer bad. Gay rights advocate David Kato was killed last month after his photo appeared on the cover of Ugandan tabloid “Rolling Stone”... 

Creep of the Week: Gordon Klingenschmitt by D’Anne Witkowski You know what gay people need? Exorcisms. It’s the only way to get rid of the gay-making demon lurking in the homosexual soul. And who better to do that exorcism than Gordon Klingenschmitt, an ex-Navy chaplain, booted out of the military for insubordination? After all, he has a great track record, according to himself. “As... 

Creep of the Week: Brent Bozell by D’Anne Witkowski “Homosexual activists” are at it again. Just when you thought it was safe to watch prime time TV, gay propagandists have taken airwaves and are doing everything they can to make teenagers gay. At least that’s what Brent Bozell wants you to believe. This isn’t surprising, of course, since Bozell is the president of the... 

Creep of the Week: Joseph Allen by D’Anne Witkowski For many years people have been trying to figure out what makes a person gay. Scientists, psychologists, and theologists alike have been stumped. Of course, all they have to do is ask Schenectady City Council member Joseph Allen. He knows what makes kids gay: advertising. You see, in Schenectady, New York, an LGBT advocacy group called In Our... 

Creep of the Week: Cindy Jacobs by D’Anne Witkowski Thanks to Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist thugs, everybody knows that God hates fags. But you know what else God hates? Birds and fish. Because of the fags. At least that’s what Cindy Jacobs says in a video she posted online Jan. 5. Jacobs, along with her husband Mike, runs Generals International, a ministry “devoted to training... 

Creep of the Week: John McCain by D’Anne Witkowski “Today is a very sad day,” sighed a doddering and out of touch John McCain on the day “don’t ask, don’t tell” was finally repealed by Congress. Oh, shut up, McCain. Your completely indefensible and fear-mongering position lost. Suck it. “I hope that when we pass this legislation that we will understand that...