Powered by Max Banner Ads  Yes, Cher was in the audience last night. And yes, she looked fabulous. After it was revealed that Chaz was safe from elimination last week, Cher said that she was going to show up to the next show for support. Showing that she’s a woman of her word (in this case, tweet), she threw on her finest wig and slipped on armfuls of bracelets; looking remarkably... 

Reality TV star Kristin Cavallari, exit stage left. Talk about coming completely out of nowhere! She was easily one of the best dancers in the competition and extremely entertaining to watch. She was visibly surprised and devastated to go as well and could barely choke out any words before nearly bursting into tears. “I saw great potential in her, I was proud to be her partner, and I love... 

Ah, a “very special episode” meant to tug at your heart strings and make your eyes have a tear evacuation. The celebrities were to dance to a song from the most meaningful year of their lives. “Dancing from the heart”, as Tom Bergeron said. Each star even delivered a heartfelt explanation of their choice, complete with tears and a whole orchestra of the world’s smallest... 

And another one gone, and another gone! I must say, a huge wave of relief washed over me when I found out that not was Chaz not eliminated, he wasn’t even in the bottom two! The only person more nervous than me while waiting for the results was probably Chaz himself, who was sweating like a Republican in a gay bar. Luckily, the voters gave him another shot. He better rest up and make sure that... 

This show should have been called Dancing With The Emotionally Volatile Stars. Obviously, something went very wrong during production when it came to choosing a name. Sure, there was some impressive dancing scattered here and there. Hope Solo & Maksim Chmerkovskiy were a little off step but cute and sassy. Kristin Cavallari & Mark Ballas sizzled the quickstep challenge in her Marilyn Monroe... 

One down, ten more to go! Last night was the first elimination of the season and America had to say goodbye to Ron Artest (or what’s his name now? Metta…something?) and his partner, Peta Murgatroyd. No surprise there, really. He received by far the lowest dance score and an almost lackluster applause after his performance. And who told him dying his hair blond was a good idea? He looks... 

Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars premiered on ABC last night. Yeah because that’s just what television needs, another overrated reality show full of listless surprises and bloated egos. Let’s see what C-list celebrities they wrangled up this time: Los Angelos Lakers basketball player and professional brawl starter, Ron Artest. TV host and the original Tracy Turnblad in Hairspray, Ricki...